FIVE. FUCKING. GOLDEN. RINGS.

For the sake of fuck.

It's a cracking day for going out and just Getting In The Way™ you know. Go to the supermarket, stand in front of the milk for ages, reach for the same bag of parsnips at the same time as someone else, leave your trolley sideways across the aisle.

cant help but notice how Albo's *still* never being referred to by his Title on the news... #auspol

... wish I'd thought to have someone photograph my back *before* all the stitches had healed over and/or dissolved. It's a line from below the shoulderblades up to barely above a shirt collar, right up my fuckin spine. Just wish I'd seen it earlier.

20 years ago you would have a single month of games that clears entire years of gaming now

conservatives spent decades whining about "participation trophies" & now they'll ruin your life if you don't give them one

yep that "Focus, M" "modernized AAAslop Mario" thing is already being run into the ground

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

shower is one of the few places in modern society where you are mostly inaccessible to other people

one of my favourite things is still that one particular style of "political cartoon" where everyone is drawn wearing a shirt that says what they're a metaphor for on the front, because otherwise nobody would get it?

I dunno, T6M, not sure I meet all the requirements.

Alright, 2026, bring it on. Being worse than '25 is going to be tough.

For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent

This only happens when the BMW’s computer encounters an unexpected input: the turn signal They never bothered to test that since no BMW driver has ever used it

"B-but the Brotherhood Of Steel wouldn't do that!" The only things consistent about the BOS across all Fallout media are that they wear power armor, pretend to have a military inspired social hierarchy, and are otherwise different in personality/goals in every appearance.

I grew up as the internet was blossoming. The main two rules were simple; don't give out personal info and don't feed the trolls. What the fuck happened? Everyone, including my peers, seemed to have forgotten these two edicts. They've gotten complacent and it's dangerous.

Increasingly certain that the only "benefit" from all this 'Generative AI' stuff is to prop up the mood and ego of otherwise socially and psychically empty vacuous incels who have no other way to get the praise and lovd they truly crave.