He must be knackered

Spurs 😂

Today is my Saturday 😎

Very happy to report that the guy in my street with a massive motorbike decided to start it up at 0545 hours today. I wish him well

I'll take it

Cunt.

This evenings half cut tune: open.spotify.com/track/0zaf0lJ9…

'brown sausages'

According to my mate, apparently “it’s a red flag if you’re making a sex tape and your partner keeps getting up to check it like VAR.” x

Visual feast 😋

Me pretending to browse the wine section in Co-op before getting the £5.75 own brand I always buy

Prime location for a 'deep chat' off your tits at 2.30am

Sorry meant paedo

Still the best OJ Simpson line

Ken Griffey Jr’s reaction 💀😂

What's the best moment where a character realizes something?

Luke Littler taking time out of the premier league to post this. What a man

Indiana Jones ass mf

Gave myself the ick by using the torch on my phone 😔

If Liverpool play Bayer Leverkusen in the Europa League Final, with the story of it possibly being Klopp's last game, Klopp vs. Alonso, and Alonso before he potentially takes over us, it's genuinely a bigger, more interesting game than the Champions League Final.

Maybe OJ is just asleep? The man just can't stop lying