Drop Dead Gorgeous by Republica is the same song as Ready To Go by Republica.

No, you don't need that gopping non-descript 4x4. You do the school run, go to Tesco and see the in-laws on a Saturday, you're not invading France. How about something that's cheaper to fuel and insure, better to drive, probably quicker and kinder to the polar bears instead?

The royal family should be privatised. Let these useless ding-a-lings survive on the supposed profits they allegedly bring in via tourism.

Does anybody know what the hell Parklife is about? I'm a cockney and I haven't got a clue

The bigger the shit hole town the nicer the people are. The nice places are full of pricks.

I'm a crime scene investigator. One of the things that seems to annoy me the most about crime TV shows is that the investigators or detectives for some reason always walk around a house with their torches on. We actually just turn the fucking lights on.

Considering you can sometimes buy potatoes the size of a small child, why are all crisps so tiny? Come on Walkers, make some big bags of XL crisps the size of beer mats.

I do not believe that Birmingham is the UK's second-largest city. Nowhere that big could be so low profile.

Barmen should still tell you how much your drinks cost. Rather than just pointing the tappy machine at you and continuing to talk to their colleagues

All albums should be able to fit onto one side of an old C90 cassette. It's just enough to keep you satisfied and not too much to bore you.

Spock would be a better shag than Kirk. Spock's technique would be meticulous, calculated & logically designed to provide orgasm. Kirk would whisper in your ear - 'I'm going to beam you up. My phaser's set to stun...ning...' Yeah, I've thought this through

Toilet brushes are disgusting. Who wants a brush in a holder with a puddle of shitty water at the bottom and bits of shit and bog roll stuck to it? Just wipe off any skids with a bit of big roll then wash your hands thoroughly.

Dinosaurs were better when there was only about five of them. There's far too many of them now.

Adults who blow their nose and then look inside the tissue are disgusting. There are just certain things you shouldn't do in public.

The use of the Word scran is utterly awful and should be banned

Less vs fewer is not a grammatical rule at all it's just something people that like correcting people say because they are sad and lonely.

Surge pricing should be banned, if a hotel room near a venue or stadium is £50 on a normal weeknight then it's completely unacceptable for it to be £300 just because Taylor Swift or another popular artist is in town.

Missionary isn't actually that bad of a sexual position.

Whilst it's never explicitly mentioned, presumably everyone in the Peppa pig universe is vegan.

The best website user experience I've had in the last decade is a swingers site. It is clean, easy to use, and uncluttered. Everything is laid out clearly. No cookies, no pop ups, very discreet ads, it is a joy to use, just like the web used to be. Why can't other sites do this?