Hi Wright Bros! Just saw your email about extending #EOTHO into September. "Half price up to £10 as long as you spend £30." How could it ever be half price then?

Hi Sainsbury's! Why has #SmartShop stopped taking cards without Google Pay? My card doesn't work on Google Pay! It used to work without - why have you gone backwards?

Nigel Farage arrives in Washington for #Election2020

Oh go on then, seeing as he's trending...

More genius from Grind | Certified B Corp! #coffee #london

I'm guessing they're hoping for some #geography questions! #TheChase

How come Ruthie is still in?! #ImACeleb

This #backtothe90s show on Channel 4 is amazing. If only you could press the red button and watch the programmes in full! #tfifriday #theword #dontforgetyourtoothbrush

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My parents are currently on the Eurostar, it seems my father got into conversation with a Brexity type and told him he was on his way to Paris on behalf of the UK government to renegotiate EU membership for the UK. Apparently the man is now on the phone angrily calling people.

This is a game changer from Pret. Turns out one swallow does make a summer 😉

David Frost Dec 2020: "I'm very pleased and proud to have led a great UK team to secure today's excellent deal with the EU" David Frost July 2021: It's Theresa May's fault

Not sure if Robert Peston meant to say "#Rashford memorial" there! #newsatten

It will come as no surprise that I love this man.

This person is a cabinet minister

This is what a broken political system looks like.

Former Royal protection officer Richard Griffin reminisces about a picnic he went on with the Queen at Balmoral and an encounter they had with two American tourists who did not realise they were in the company of the monarch. #PlatinumJubilee: trib.al/PmdAY4j

How many great annual resignation speeches does #Javid have to make before the #Tories stop wondering who could possibly be a suitable replacement for #Johnson?

Watching the World Cup in a Brewdog must actually be really funny. England score, so everyone does the whole throwing their drinks in the air, but it’s all 1/2s of 25% stouts, so it really doesn’t have the same effect and just ruins everyone’s plates of wings.

I ordered a pair of AirPods Pro from Apple. Express Delivery via Currier. I thought it asked for delivery instructions. But apparently it was for the engraving. 😭☠️