Who's more likely to make it to the weekend?

#IsItOk that Chris is stealing the thunder of literally everything, on the show by being bollocksed off his twat?

#TheLastLeg #IsItOk that @JefficaHoons may as well have stayed home?

Nice to see that Lord Voldemort has a new career as a pianist and Choirmaster... #GBBO

Hi Mr Gove. Any chance you and your Tory chums could stop the headlong collision with armageddon that's approaching? Michael Gove MP via Tweet your MP 🇬🇧 #RemainInEU #StopBrexit #weareallgoingtodie

Erm, Nige? Where's the other 17,410,702 people? #marchtoleave

As John Major compares Brexiteers to football hooligans, football hooligans point out they don’t normally smash up their own ground.

@HampshireKarin Stefan Reynolds 🇬🇧🇫🇷 Like our good Christian Prime Minister? 😂

#Londonbridge #boroughmarket #vauxhall

You know Michael Gove really is an odious little twat when he makes Piers Morgan look fair and principled. FML! thecanary.co/2017/06/19/mic…

When Royal Mail staff steal your daughter's 6th bday present and nothing will be done about it but still have to waste a day on claim forms.

Spiffing. Another year on the same wages that I've been on for years. Thanks for the help Michael Gove you weapons-grade spod.

The right to breastfeed in public is protected in law, Dove marketing campaign condoning those who object misguided dove.com/uk/baby/more-f…

Don't be intimidated by Dove campaign - it is illegal to discriminate over how parents feed their babies in public: babyfeedinglawgroup.org.uk/thelaw/feeding… x.com/babymilkaction…

I would pay good money for a podcast of Mel, Sue and Mary getting drunk and doing commentary of the entire episode #GBBO

If Thatcher was the Iron Lady, what is #TheresaMay? The #BalsawoodLady? #Reshuffle #Brexit #StopBrexit #NightoftheBluntKnives #Remain #Brexitshambles #EU #FBPE #JeremyHunt #ChrisGrayling

Oh HELL no. You're going to have to set fire to Australia I'm afraid... x.com/couriermail/st…