Reight, since the dawn of teim who’d be the politician that yerz could trust the meurst? Boris Johnson aw President Richad Nixon? Erm... it’s a tough one leik, but on balance Ah’d gan faw Donald Trump mebbes. #GeneralElection

Thiv asked uz leurdz a teimz tuh do #ImACelebrity Burrah deurn’t wanna eat a plate uv kangarooz bollocks aw wallabeez screuturmz an that. So Ah telt ITV, “Thanks but no thanks, pet. If Ah want a real challenge Ah’ll wait for wor Gorls Alloodz reunion tour gigz next yeeah.

If you tell people migration is why they lack opportunity, this is the result. Bad governance, inequality & unregulated social media have a lot to answer for. Silence from Farage & the Tory hard right who blew the dogwhistle for years. prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/media/67…

Wonderful to welcome the Trust Orchestra of Indonesia to campus this morning! 🎶 Sound on to hear some musical magic in the cloisters 🔊 ✨

Sound up! Barack Obama talks about Donald Trump's Weird Obsession With Crowd Sizes #DemocraticConvention #DNCConvention2024 #DNC2024 #HarrisWalz2024 #HarrisWalz #DNC2024CHICAGO #Chigago #Obama

78 seconds of pure art

Kamala and all of America fighting the urge to call him a piece of sh*t.

24 years ago today, Anastacia released "I'm Outta Love"

There’s always a Joker. #FiguresDuFou #Louvre #JokerMovie

Well this didn’t age well…

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

At the end of The Empire Strikes Back the rebels are desolate. Han Solo is frozen in carbonite. Luke Skywalker has been defeated in battle by Darth Vader, losing a hand in the process. The Emperor's victory was total.... until the Jedi returned. Not sure what made me think of

We are calling for tighter restrictions on fireworks following the death of Roxie, our endangered red panda kit, on bonfire night. Our expert vet team believe it's likely that three-month-old Roxie died due to stress caused by fireworks in the local area.

This honestly broke my heart when I read it earlier today 😭 just look at that wee face!

Bush is 100% Arr Sonia - guess she’s doing this now! 🙄 #TheMaskedSinger

laurie's monologue in twl finale made me cry :'(

WHAT IS HAPPENING IMFBFKEKD #TheTraitors

I was praying for this to not be genuine 😭 devastated

Eee Donald Trump's keinda leik Lawd Shuga - except whareva cock-ups Lawd Shuga makes he's not ganna be responsibil faw the end uv the world.