Words you would never here from a an American billionaire

Yeah no shit it was going to use taxpayer money. Were you all fucking born yesterday? Country full of people distracted by keys.

"$300 for doing nothing? I feel like such a crook." "Don't worry. Gets easier every week..."

Feels like something from The Boondocks

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

They’d kill it at a Scientology speedrun

Some shit Dee Reynolds would do

Roger Goodell would kill a fan on live television before he let 2 playoff games be played at the same time

Real recognizes real or whatever they say

The mentally ill are going to have an absolute field day with this

RIP Ted. And thank you for everything.

Every development of this story is wilder than the last.

it’s funny to not know whether this is about a deadly virus or an NFL coach having an affair

Could Homer Simpson BE a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf!

Bring Maury back for one last paternity test. Put it on PPV.

She has done more to help people in 100 days than y’all’s orange pedophile president has done in both of his failed terms combined

Mike Vrabel convincing Robert Kraft to let him keep his job

Total Jobs Created by Party (1989-2026): Democratic Presidents 50,600,000 Republican Presidents 1,469,000 The biggest scam the GOP has ever pulled off is convincing people that Republicans are good for the economy.

Confederate states are rushing through rigged maps to erase Black districts off the map. If this doesn’t make you angry, it should.

Today is World Donkey Day.