Momsplaining
@toddler2talk
Mom, Wife, Chaos organizer, Cleaner of all things, Sarcastic, In need of less whine and more wine! #momlife #marriedlife
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Rodney Lacroix
@rodlacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: linktr.ee/RodLacroix | Latest Tweets: t.ly/stte | Top Tweets: bit.ly/3HTyfV5
Genevieve
@gen22
🇨🇦 🇭🇺 Canadian/Hungarian living in The Netherlands 🇳🇱twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Mandi
@thesaddlers5
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Phylicia
@phyliciasp
Mom of 3. Our oldest son is now an angel in heaven(11/14/2019) passed in his sleep unexpectedly with no cause(SUDC) life is hard but we’re surviving 💙
Linda
@turtledumplin
Peecan Sandies Cult // Little hippie, little hood. Check out my Throne Wishlist! throne.com/turtledumplin
ADHDean
@adhdeanasl
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Kris
@rn_craftbeer
Craft beer girl| Nacho/Taco lover| RN with sass| Married| Pomeranian dog mom| Reigning flip cup champion| Founder of the Sisterhood of the burrito blanket 🌯|
Jess Slade
@jess02silverman
She/Her/They A PanDemi Nonbinary Human ✊🏻Black Lives Matter ✊🏿 🇸🇩🍉🇸🇩🍉🇸🇩🍉🇸🇩 music is life
Deborah 🐓🐓🐓
@nutsaboutknittn
Eclectic, Cheeky, Bit Mental🐓that’s how we roll tiktok.com/@deb_orah123😂 Erotic Fiction 📖 amazon.com/Desire-Deborah…
lemondrop 🍋
@lemonmartinis
Thunderstorms, Eagle Rare, and The Carolina Hurricanes 🏒 Aye aye, Captain 💘💯
Sam
@mastrap84
I don’t live here anymore come to Bluesky.
Sam G
@itssamg
This Twitter boat is sinking and there isn’t enough room on the door for all of us. Expect me to post dog stuff
Burning Mom ⚡️
@momonfire
Hey man, I can be cool. Light on my feet. Murder in the streets. Playing Bingo at the Flamingo. I can be whatever you want.
⚡️Gordon ⚡️
@coastaln8v73
Makah Tribe. PNW🌲Married to my best friend for 26 years. Proud father of 4. Seahawks. Mariners. Zag and Coug dad. GEN X
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@patsatweetin
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J e n n a ⚡️
@workabletrash
I’m tired and angry but somebody should be.
Lady Lawya
@parkerlawyer
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Yadira 🥸
@lilyandlucasj
The Sassiest Semite
@littlemisslizz
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Tanya Taylor
@ttaylor2u2
mom, manager, & wonderfully made. former software developer who makes things happen. love tech, travel, and a good laugh! travelsandtreasures.com
The Dad
@thedad
Welcome to the club. 🔥 twitter.com/search/from:th… 🏆 twitter.com/thedad/timelin… 🎮 @thedadgaming
⚓CareMommaBear
@carriebear421
Boy mommy 💙 Harper kitty 😻 #NYY #tennisfanatic #NYG #pinstripepride #lymewarrior Love simply yet fiercely wild 💕
Carrie Beth 🌺
@forever30ishmum
swims with sharks, hates cheese, fantasy era
Emma Beasley🐝
@justbeingemma
My eggs are expired, I ran out of bread, my husband got fired. I wish I was dead. amzn.to/2T5piPG instagram.com/diaryofabadhou…
Friney ☕️🌷
@dimplesticks
🏡☕️ I am lovely af
Holly
@holly83jane
🙏🏻🕊️❤️🩹🇺🇸 Truth Really Upsets Most People
Keri Justice
@keriejustice
❤️Mom to 3 kids, Coffee lover. Ohio native.
Katrina ☕ Gregg
@kat_needscoffee
I live on coffee. I love my kids. Mother of four but a mom to three. Mom to my tweenager on the spectrum, a lego loving kid, and a trash truck obsessed toddler.
Marie
@diyadulation
Take the overwhelm out of being a stay-at-home #mom with the #tutorials, easy #recipes, and #budget-friendly ideas you need to live a #DIY lifestyle!
Henpecked Hal
@henpeckedhal
Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. instagram.com/henpecked_hal/
MumInBits
@muminbits
Can be found speaking with a British accent
Nightburn024
@dreesmith024
Crazy bitch with a crazy man and crazy kids just living a crazy life 😜 😘
The Mom Survival Guide
@themomsurvival1
A stay at home mom with a bio degree. hoping to help moms navigate their busy lives!
Kim Bell
@thekimreaper82
Mom of 2 relentless little nuggets, comic relief, witty repartee, ambidextrously political, STL Cardinals, LA Chargers. Moonwalks out of awkward situations.
mamastruggle
@mamastruggle
Just trying to keep up with all. the. laundry and not completely ruin the kiddo.
Nicole Prescott
@mylifeinanutsh3
Up and coming blogger. Letting you in to my day to day life. As a mom, wife, and daughter. #ilovechrist
Marcy G
@bunandleggings
parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive
It's ya boy BLUE!
@mantisblue
At least my Mom and the cashier at the Liquor Store think I'm funny. 🤣🏳️🌈💙 Avi by @ra7ar & Banner by @linkindrinkin
talkingboutmoonlight
@talkingboutmoo1
all about the joy. football/music/food/thinking/friends. a bright star shining. a dreamer. a dancer. a lover. loves the interaction with new people.
J's Mama ✨
@js_mama115
•new mama to a little dude •lost and confused •ravenclaw •theres other cool stuff about me but I lost all that when I pushed a tiny human out of me 🤷
jenntrify
@_jennatural
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Mom Steady
@momsteady
Just a regular mom of a beautiful one year old girl , trying to survive all the chaos, mishaps, and maybe create a few laughs along the way!
Momnonymous Thoughts
@momnonymous2
Mom's thinking out loud.
Hella Mama Things
@hellamamathings
Tired as a mother.
Dad Brained
@braineddad
Dad, husband, tired
Jess
@jess_and_sons
Teacher turned #boymom All about activities for babies & toddlers that are a little prep with a lot of fun (and some learning along the way too).
Michaela
@southerndakmama
Mama to 1 • Motherhood blogger • Affordable Toddler Fashion •
тιηα シ♡
@wanderingherway
Pretty proud of the way I have overcame the messy parts, and living the shit out of this life.
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@lovingmothert
I’m controversial
Marianne Nafsu
@mariannenafsu
movies, mysteries & more 🍿
Dadzooka
@dadzooka
kids are my favorite pain in my ass. #blogger #bloggerstribe #dadlife #parenting
The Always Tired Momma😴
@alwaystired_mom
Just a mom, trying to survive, one cup of coffee at a time.☕️ Very married. I don’t do DMs.
liz f
@mamalizatx
The life and times of a tired mama of 3 (15 yr old girl, 10 yr old girl, 2 yr old boy).
meghan
@deloisivete
surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
She Calls Me Mama
@shecallsmemama1
Wondering WTF every second, every minute, every hour of every day.
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@tphotosco
Tropical/Coastal Photography to Enhance your Space **Beach Portraits **Surfing Photography
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@maryfairybobrry
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Marissa 💚💛
@michimama75
TwinzerDad
@twinzerdad
Just a Yinzer completely unqualified to raise Twinzers.
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@chhapiness
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@daddyneeddrink
Momsense Ensues
@momsense_ensues
Working mom of two boys, happily married, trying to bring a little joy to the nonsense of parenting. bsky.app/profile/shanno…
Lil Bit 🌈
@lizerreal
Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)
threetimedaddy
@threetimedaddy
🖤 Just Heather 🖤
@weedswildflowrs
Just an #AuDHD witchy mom. #LGBTQ #bi and ally. Disabled and #scoliosisstrong This is a safe space. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Kia Mac
@imnotacoolmom
I'm a wife, sahm and personal chef. I'm in a constant state of amusement and disbelief when it comes to mom life. Oh, and I don't need sleep. :)
Something Dad Said
@thewordsofdad
Being a dad makes you say weird things. I am constantly hearing myself utter phrases I never knew could exist. Here are some of them.
Snarky Mommy
@snarkymommy78
venting snarkily about motherhood and raging angrily about the current president
Mummy Dear
@thatmummylife
life, spicy chips, ghosts, history and jokes 🇨🇦 Insta: @ thatmummylifeofficial
FeralTherapist (she/her) 🏳️🌈♣️🍍🐎🍄
@imomalogues
Mostly parenting & therapy humor with a sprinkling of polyamorous snark & exvangelical musings. Nonbinary, gray ace, arospec