you cannot love
and keep your heart safe

Two wrongs don't make a right,
but three lefts do.

Dad quotes
are my specialty

Soooooo, wanna be my therapist; me flirting…..lol

This is the dumbest end of the world ever.

The older you get, the more you realize you don't wanna be around drama, stress or conflict anymore. You start choosing calm over chaos, and distance over disrespect. You prioritize your peace, mental health and happiness — over everything.

It took me 51 years to realize how enjoyable watching birds use my bird feeder could be….. it’s all downhill from here my friends

Good mornin’ to ya. Everybody ready for the heatwave coming?

Good morning, from the fluffy butt hut.🐓

This coffee won’t spill.. 😅

Hey, it's finally Friday!

I am so glad. I so want just to find a nice spot and chill.

How about you?

What are you all up to this weekend?

Let me live vicariously through your exciting and overly indulgent lives, lol

How amazeballs is this bathroom 😃

Hi 😁

It's Tuesday.

Drop a photo
of when YOU were
feeling sassy.

#Feelthesass

Note this hashtag says:

# feel the sass

Not

# feel my ass

There’s a separate link for that.

No, I’m kidding.

There's no link for that.
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lol

If you live in the US, did you attend your High School reunion? Either your 10th?……or 20th? Or even your……..?

I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s not a good deal if you don’t actually need it

Your friendly public service announcement. 🥵

Goooood morning! It's going to be a hot 🔥 one here on the east coast today.
Stay 😎 cool everyone.

I think that any student who went to college during the pandemic and paid full price for in-person learning and was taught via Zoom or Youtube should have student loan forgiveness!
Just saying......

I tell young people how it was growing up in the 80s and early 90s and they look at me like I'm describing living on a Little House on the Prairie

Jumping into the weekend like

There are so many moments in life that you wish you could just freeze them. Keep them, replay them over and over for when you need them. Life really is nothing but a collection of beautiful little moments. Why does it take us so long to realize that?