The moon is beautiful tonight which explains why today was such a shit show 🫠

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

One of my favourite twitter genres 🤌🏾

Because we are the indigenous population.

Close enough. Why you had Shelia drive up that mountain?

“After careful consideration, we have decided to move forward with other candidates...” Me:

im never beating the easily irritated allegations

But of course, the shutdown ended just in time for Americans to shop during the holidays. I’m not fooled whatsoever.

bloopers in movie credits

How do men grow up with single moms & don’t have respect for women

All it takes is for you to like one heartbreaking video to turn your algorithm into sadness and I hate it.

Today was perfect.

Being likable is actually more important than being good at your job.

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You been in line at the airport for 4 hours but you "don't do politics"

someone tell him that we want what he wants, too

Company: "We're like a family here" Me leaving to find a higher paying family

COVID-19 wasn't 3 years ago It was 7 years ago

New Orleans is always love

Why do I have to rent a movie on prime if I already fuckin pay for primeeeee