Seen the boots advert? Be that mum! Tomorrow night 7 30pm. #shesmymum

Have you experienced a petty crime in London? Click to tell us your story. (Your submission may be selected for publication.) nyti.ms/2RWvCGF

If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, dogs would outlive us all.

I entered the Matilda The Musical Lottery! You can enter too at: matildathemusical.com/lottery #MatildaLottery

If you want to get rid of Nigel Farage MP then you have to go out and vote. If you cant be arsed to do that then shut the fuck up. See the whole clip here: youtube.com/watch?v=kY_2y1… To see my new LIVE show go to JonathanPie.com

All the details on when our 2019/20 campaign will start and when we'll find out our first opponents in the UEFA Europa League. 🐺🇪🇺 wolves.co.uk/news/first-tea…

Find your polling station labour.org.uk/index.php/poll… The Labour Party

If BBC1 won't say it I will! PLEASE KEEP SHARING! a quarter of a million people have watched this in 3 hours! We C… ift.tt/2ragBaJ

In last 3 days, 150,000 people have joined Labour. We now have 800,000 members. Great news! Let's make it a million! labour.org.uk/join

This is a straightforward political bribe to desperately prop up Theresa May in office - John McDonnell - press.labour.org.uk/post/162279184…

Today, Jeremy Corbyn is going to #AskMayForMoney for our emergency services. Please RT if you agree.

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The brightest scientist in the world has been compelled to intervene due to the Conservatives failing our NHS. Thank you Professor Hawking.

The Tories are still doing their best to sneak this out with very little fuss. I don't think they understand how Social Media works.

Today is #BlueLightDay - We want to say a huge thank you to all our staff and volunteers and to our emergency service colleagues and our charity partners, for the amazing work that they do for our patients. #Thankyou

Morning BBC News (UK) Still nothing to say? The deaths of 120,000 people being linked to government austerity policies seems newsworthy to me, but not to you?

As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can’t be bought. #ChristmasEve

Fifteen years ago today, two million people marched against the disastrous and illegal Iraq war. We warned that the war would create catastrophe in the region and make us less safe at home but the establishment didn't listen. This must never happen again.