It’s the most wonderful time of the year. SCOTTISH GRITTERS ARE BACK, BABY. I grit you not.

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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL BBC News (UK) Exactly.

@Stuzipants

RT if you would gladly swap our racists for refugees

Which politcally unbiased presenter will the BBC ask to present Match Of The Day on Saturday instead of Gary Lineker

Sainsbury's Tesco Waitrose & Partners blueberries in a cardboard tray with a cardboard sleeve. If Riverford can do it, why can’t you?

Much excitement in the family whatsapp group this morning at the prospect of an Indian and a Pakistani bringing about the partition of Britain

Drivers complaining about the new 20mph speed limit in London where the average speed is 14.4 mph ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Streatham Rovers Football Club Gwen once lobbed a boiled egg at Joey Barton at a pre-season friendly then blamed me when the old bill came over. They gave me a right pasting and she just stood there laughing her tits off ❤️

My mother is desperate to go to the Coronation the only problem is .... she's 83, she's in a wheelchair, she'll bring a suitcase full of eggs and then probably get arrested under the Public Order Act for swearing and general anti-monarchy profanities. What to do?

Hung my jacket on a fence today to find a pocket stuffed with leaves - a Wren is trying to build a nest in the sleeve. Felt bad disturbing it!

I chatted a while ago with Mark Richards about Cumbrian fells that have different names depending on where you view them from. So this is Blencathra but it's also Saddleback when viewed from the east. Can anyone think of other examples? Nialls S. #Cumbria

£18 billion spent on building the brand new Elizabeth Line, and because the ticket office was closed today I couldn’t get on a train. Absolutely mind-boggling that this new line requires a manual boarding ramp and there are seemingly times where there are no staff?

The Conservative chair of the London Assembly Andrew Boff is swiftly pounced upon and escorted out for muttering his frustration at the term “gender ideology” and politely protesting that Suella Braverman’s rhetoric is “childish”.

Whoever made this needs an Award! This is just brilliant 😂#ToryConference #RishiSunak #HS2

Every word of this from Barack Obama

terry christian In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row. And there in England the Tory ghouls incite their skinhead racist fools in a do or die for fascist glory and hope the ignorant will still vote tory