News of warm up dates for my EdinburghFringeGuide Dates in mid August for 'Naked Confessions Of A Recovering Catholic' comedy show.
'Those various icons - what do they actually do :-)
Where did your mum keep the Holy Water ?
Just how many really weird things did we grow up believing

After Chairing the Greater Manchester Night Time Economy Panel, our immediate priorities are:

Safety. Transport. Accessibility. Diversity. Regeneration. Campaigning (especially VAT). Workers.

Greater Manchester is leading the way, but we can do better still. Watch this space.

My old English Teacher- Peter Inskeep who came along to the show at Nottingham Playhouse tonight. My latest book’A Moonless Night’ is dedicated to him.

Man United have conceded 48 goals in 32 PL games ..... in 1973/74 season - Man United were relegated conceding 48 goals in 42 games

Garnacho was substituted due to an injury in order to protect him

To all the whining fans that complained about the substitution: well well well...

#MUFC 🔴🔴🔴

Happy St George's Day everyone m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhK…

Ten Hag fighting back against the media bullshit!

You can list under things I love to see!

What a bloke!

#GlazersOut

Man United have conceded 48 goals in 32 PL games ..... in 1973/74 season - Man United were relegated conceding 48 goals in 42 games

‘These days, you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say you’re English, don’t you?’

Happy St George’s Day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

When st paddy met St George

🧵Think my job is too much for me to handle anymore. Been nursing 11 years and I honestly do my best but it’s getting more and more difficult. The staffing levels are deplorable and caterogically unsafe and management is extremely unsupportive. I don’t know how sustainable it is.

I think so too

Victoria Derbyshire, 'The fact that you've magically found 150 judges, 25 court rooms, offering 5,000 sitting days... Is it more a priority to send people to Rwanda than to try alleged rapists?'

Conservative MP Keiran Mullan, 'Well, immigration judges are not the judges that try

terry christian I'm no mathematician but I suppose it's the odds of not drawing each other in each round 1/64, 1/32 etc, then times that by the odds of getting through each round(dependant on op).
Has it ever happen before?

terry christian 0.001% (quick calculation!)

If all teams are equal:
•3% chance of a team getting to the final (64 teams from 3rd round).
•0.01% of both getting to final in a season.

Maybe.

I was adamant it was onside.

But the replay shows he was off. That’s why we have things like VAR…

If there’s a suggestion that VAR is corrupt in favour of United, then why award a penalty for an offence you didn’t award a penalty for 24hrs early at the same ground?

That’d

terry christian The stats speak for themselves, since the first FA cup competition in 1872 only once have the same two teams found themselves in the final in consecutive years.

Jon Goddard 🇪🇺🇺🇦 terry christian Man City probably have a 1/3 chance of reaching the final under Pep. Man U probably have a 1/124 chance (likely to be knocked out by any random team 😆) so that would be 1/372. That twice in row would be 1/138384

Quick fire ten great songs featured in The Sopranos

8. John Cooper Clarke- Evidently Chickentown

I don’t know what was more surprising, that The Sopranos used a John Cooper Clarke song, or that it worked so perfectly. Great, great use of music 🙏🙌

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terry christian That’s a tricky calculation, I suppose you’d have to factor in the probability (or odds) for each team against there opponents in each round and the odds of them not being drawn against each other at each round. On this basis, the odds would be highly unlikely.