Seems England is being trashed by thousands of children and coked up man-babies who have to close their eyes to think 😞 #riots #Liverpool #Hull

New Comedy Pilot - Tabitha's life of luxury ends when her corrupt billionaire husband is blown up by people traffickers. Plunged into hiding, she must learn how to survive in the Welsh backwater of Pontyfilli - click for sample! #screenwriting #amwriting philhamer.co.uk/wp-content/upl…

DAI HARD - Dai Evans lost confidence in the bedroom the day the Pot Noodle factory closed. Can he rediscover his mojo before his wife is whisked away by her predatory personal trainer? Click below for 15 page sample of my short! #Screenwriting #amwriting philhamer.co.uk/wp-content/upl…

Taking a break from rewriting my Rhondda Valley supernatural thriller LIMBO to simultaneously watch my football team and my cricket team take batterings! #amwriting #screenwriting

If you want belly laughs AND South Park mixed with Beavis & Butthead but even funnier and set in Ebbw Vale... you gotta watch #TheGoldenCobra. It's the best animated comedy on the whole telly. (Warning: Contains cheekin'.) (Lot's of cheekin') bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

The world needs a Rhondda Valley ghost story set in the late 1980's, exploring how mining towns were decimated then conditioned to 'know their place'. And I've written it. Click below for a thirty page sample... #WritingCommunity #Screenwriting philhamer.co.uk/wp-content/upl…

It's about time someone wrote a movie about rugby, especially Welsh rugby (the best kind). So as the new season dawns, clap your eyes below on a 30 page sample of my new script SIDE STEP 🏉🏉 #Rugby #URC #GallagherPrem #amwriting philhamer.co.uk/wp-content/upl…

Cocaine is turning into a massive societal problem. It’s all over the footie, it was all over the August riots and it turns out even the rugby isn’t immune 😞 bbc.com/news/articles/…

Congratulations to the boys, one day champions yet again! Can’t wait to crack a bottle open after work!! 🍾 🏆🏆 #OhGlammyGlammy

Have already booked bonfire night 2025 off work for next seasons One Day Cup final!! #ODCFinal #OhGlammyGlammy

Seems to me the world is directly worse because of idiot, childish men who never matured beyond the playground obtaining positions of power. I wish the news narrative was less coldly military and more... 'Look at these manboys killing thousands because of their ridiculous pride'

Blimey, 16,438mph winds due in Ponty! Might get the washing on the line 🤔 #ponty #Hurricane

My first ever (distant) glimpse of a red carpet ✅ Object lesson in tension-building screenwriting watching #ThePianoLesson Uk premiere ✅ #LFF #LFF2024

Actual Bond villain continues preparations for global dominance in plain sight. Any day now he’ll appear simultaneously on every TV on earth demanding… ‘100 trillion dollars or I destroy every capital city on earth!!’ #SpaceX #ElonMusk

America is rubbish at exit polls. What the hell sort of lame-ass fluff is this? WHOSE GONNA WIN?? #Election2024

Seems Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Elon Musk are now the most powerful people on the planet, and there’s not a molecule of integrity between them. Disinformation will now run riot.

Yikes, according to the Coverfly list, my Welsh Valleys feature SIDE STEP is one of 10 UK entries in the 45 semi-finalists! Diolch Shore Scripts 😀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #screenwriting #Wales

We know Elon Musk is going to appear simultaneously on every TV on earth demanding ‘one trillion dollars or you will all… DIE!’ Hit up #Bluesky now so he can’t afford the rockets/mountain lair/deadly top hat. #screenwriting #amwriting

Breaking: Donald Trump’s cabinet pick for Aviation Secretary to be revealed today… once he’s stopped that damn pigeon.

Stuck my head back in for ten seconds. Darren Grimes, MAGA lunatics, poker adverts and Southport conspiracies. This place is an absolute bin fire.