In before the rain
📍glendalough

We’ve reached that point in the week where we would all benefit from seeing some baby bats eating bananas

Stomach slowly unknotting itself after an interview this morning so of course I'm about to throw a metric ton of pasta at it

I am daring to assume that the clocks changing on Sunday will solve all of my problems

I can only laugh that this is the first article I see on the new phone I got to replace the phone I loved because Bank of Ireland said I had to if I wanted to keep using basic banking services.

Bring back Super Market Sweep and have Sweep present it. No translator no subtitles you just have to figure out what he’s squeaking

Can't believe we're going to have a leader that's the human embodiment of a headcold.

Right, go in there to Leinster house now and hand in your cv. Just say “I have the some experience and I’d like to be the Taoiseach”. Show them your Gaisce award. The worst they can say is no.

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love is Blind”

If you’re a new comic and just starting to produce shows, it is vital that every comedy showcase has:

- a comedian who will turn on the crowd

- a comedian who sucks but you owe a favor

- a comedian with questionable rumors but no formal allegations of misconduct

- a girl