No forks left in the work canteen so having to eat my pasta with a big spoon like a toddler. They will pry remote working out of my cold dead hands.

my favourite bird is an eagle but not because of macho reasons its because one time i was at a wildlife rescue and they had an eagle who was afraid of fish and they had to make him fish smoothies every day or he'd die and i love that lil guy

Get a load of that sun glare

Speaking as a committed basic bitch who loves to indulge in heartbreak, that album release today is a big fucking YIKES.

In before the rain
📍glendalough

We’ve reached that point in the week where we would all benefit from seeing some baby bats eating bananas

Stomach slowly unknotting itself after an interview this morning so of course I'm about to throw a metric ton of pasta at it

I am daring to assume that the clocks changing on Sunday will solve all of my problems

I can only laugh that this is the first article I see on the new phone I got to replace the phone I loved because Bank of Ireland said I had to if I wanted to keep using basic banking services.