I open my windows when driving around chinatown and suck it in... rubbery... (the smell of the food, I mean)

Never mind wake up, you all need to grow up - stop relying on and trusting ‘your’ government as if they’re your fucking parents! #novid was a test which most of you ‘passed’, and this is your reward:

A group of women all bought their husbands the same shirt and didn’t tell them...🤣

Vile.

.LBC I was a cop in Lambeth (i quit 7ys ago). I wasn’t any good at the street work because I was no good at conjuring up grounds to engage people! They called it “the ways and means act”! There was almost a template for how to justify stopping or searching someone. Pathetic.

This is wicked, N Korea have a website.. and it all looks fine - just like UK or anywhere else, providing you choose to accept and believe it (which westerners do of their own systems, and no doubt Koreans do of theirs too). korea-dpr.com ...rock on🤘🏼

Dear LBC with your excellent show and vast audience, pls use caution with how you frame gender dysphoria: not all trans people necessarily struggle. Everyone is individual, and knowing who you really are is an amazing and beautiful thing - it’s society that causes fear or pain.T

Ian LBC your headmaster was right, football is for yobs. Women in football is a godsend as it’s yob-free. Go #Lionesses

Twitter account (accounts) clearout underway. We apologise for any inconvenience. Bit of a migration of follower/followers taking place, so if you’re no longer on one, then you’re on the other (nothing personal - well...).

The The Labour Party must be rubbing their hands together! The Conservatives have had it! LBC

There’s a surprise, the Metropolitan Police complaints page doesn’t load!

£120 for that fare is too cheap, surely.

What's on at the Centre this week, including our pre-vigil meetup for Trans Day of Remembrance 💜 Book your place for our events on Eventbrite! londonlgbtqcentre.org/whats-on/ #TransAwarenessWeek

Action 365 Ltd waste of my time hanging on your phone line, then to wait weeks for a call back that never comes, to send emails that never get answered, poor, really poor Sainsbury's Bank and Pukka Insure you need to choose your partners a little more carefully.

Ok Twitter, what now?, suggestions appreciated Matt Allwright ➐ all I need is a phone call from an insurance company, this would take 10 mins to cover. Who would have thought that Sainsbury's Bank and their underwriters Pukka Insure have left their customer service to Action 365 Ltd

T-cut, that:

Theatre people: I’m looking to cast & collaborate with a younger performer who has an interest in influencer digital culture (with social media tech skills) to pull off an immersive provocative piece. All funded. Reply if interested and then we can DM. #theatre #immersive