Mate Gregg Wallace you are a LEGEND. just thought I'd speak some truth today -M x

I also had a banking joke, but lost interest.

Garth Crooks please shut the fuck up -M x

Garth crooks please for God sake please just SHUT UP -M x

#BringOnNextWeek ! we all need that motivation in our lives... that's why this tweet is sponsored by Squarespace . make a website in 5 mins with squarespace . without squarespace this tweet would not be possible . thanks squarespace -m x

aston villa are a small club ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ -m x

happy birthday Andi Peters ! always put a smile on me face mate av a good in -M x

Can't wait to see young boys go at this -M x

this is what I classify as a "break up" -m X

it's a mincraft and Skrillex kinda night 😔 -M x

anyone reckon Ronnie needs a cue action? -M x

Come on Kyren Wilson ! -M x

always said sterling was utter crap. origi is and always has been better -M x

Pep will never win the CL with city full stop -M x

guys can we please stop using the word 'broski' bit moist innit -M x

Please please please don't let psg win the CL for god's sake -M x

lettuce is just food plant

when u think about it this England 11 have no quality at all apart from kane absolutely nothing this team would get relegated from the prem -M x

got so much ability this lad southgate has an agenda against him that's why he went down -M x

No it doesn't.