Canceling out the 30 miller lites consumed this weekend

Please be a blonde SEC graduate wearing OnClouds.

This Fourth of July is gonna go so hard

.morgan wallen becomes the first living male artist to chart 3 albums simultaneously in the Top 10 of the Billboard 200 twice (on chart dated June 28, 2025) #1(=) I'm The Problem *5 weeks at #1* #5(+3) One Thing At A Time — 115 weeks Top 10 #9(+4) Dangerous — 163 weeks Top 10

Tell him Bron still doing it

We used to be a proper country

You will eat the steak. You will drive the V8. You will own acreage. And you will be happy.

Soon…

Scottie telling the whole world that none of this brings him true joy before he demolishes the rest of the field has to really sting for everyone else.

Saturday morning air starting to smell and feel like the College GameDay theme song

Imagine monitoring the situation with your boys here

It’s all about Jesus.

Scottie is crazy man 😂😂😂😂😂

Received this from my little brother. Please don’t contact me right now. #Chills #PostGrad

I know we joke about stuff being incomprehensible to the European mind but 105,000 people giving a standing ovation to a 90-year-old man in a tuxedo after he puts on a mascot head is probably really hard for them to understand.

Can we all finally agree to stop pretending like the left is peaceful?

The Left is the party of murder

You killed him while he was debating. He will always be more American than you.