Capstone presentation today. Wish Scot some luck!

White boy gettin fed on a budget.

The 4 hour trek to go visit Fine Shyt after a 9 hour workday has me feelin like Pablo

Intern-presentation in front of the head-honchos today…. no return offer received yet.

Yes I drink matcha. Yes I can change font color without using the mouse. Must I continue?

How it feels following my dad in another car before he drops his minivan off for an oil change:

Dumb broad jus told me she has a burner. I responded “What’s a burner?” #HideInPlainSight #Whore

Sam Sulek wisdom at the pregame. Surely the jawns will feel this. #Bulking

Time to play the game

Fuck Ohio State

Can’t enjoy coffee shops anymore bc a mf like me be shittin almost immediately.

I done shot so many mfs in here boa

As a proud white guy, I thought that Druski skit was funny as fuck.

100 follower roommate reveal. #Expand

I am planning to get drunk and tell women my name is Charles Gatewood

I’m curious what the relationship success rate is for people who wore promise rings.