It’s always “pussy in bio” and never “bio in pussy”

Flights attendants really be like “SIR YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR SEAT BACK UPRIGHT BEFORE LANDING OR ELSE” and then the seat moves up half an inch

look between “Deez” and “Fat Nuts” on your phone

Horny psychiatrist is hypnotized by big boobs on LinkedIn

Tax szn is around the corner. Remember to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property to the IRS

Nobody:

Privileged white people attending Coachella every year:

50 Cent’s comment 😂

I should probably go to bed.

hell yea

BREAKING: Lizzo has launched an OnlyFans following her retirement from music

deeez nuts, aha got yalll, if u fell for that come on now, lol lmfao, aha got u all

But if you do it in front of a computer screen for 16 hours a day in a nice midtown Manhattan office, then it’s all good

Smooth

BREAKING: Bitcoin hits new all-time high, surging past $69,000

British people be eating like WW2 never ended

If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs