I used to write “sorry :(“ on my math tests I 100000% should not be allowed to have a credit card

Global warming is really fucking up the great midwestern tradition of using the back porch as a second fridge

very thankful for cheese today. like there’s so many kinds. wow. so good

Lol.

there is no doubt in my mind Pete Davidson has his own set of fairly odd parents

Bitches be like idgaf then listen to Ctrl

i didn’t even get to fuck around. it seems i have skipped straight to the finding out

SOS 12/09

.SZA's "SOS" will have 23 tracks.

Tbh im serving something A lot more sinister than cunt

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant

thank you Rolling Stone this is a dream come true <3

no roster no hoes i be high as hell in bed lowballing ppl on facebook marketplace at night