There being a hit hockey show and it being gay feels like the show was made in a lab to make the NHL as uncomfortable as possible. They want to embrace the publicity and become a bigger part of the cultural conversation but they also hate gay people.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and a reminder that we can always put more things up our asses

also: the echl strike is a reminder that labor justice is also immigrant justice. worker visas allegedly being threatened if they strike is illegal retaliation and a policy win achieved in the U.S. by the work of immigration organizers. insideahlhockey.com/article/echl-p…

the reason minneapolis and st. paul get to be called "the twin cities" but dallas and ft. worth don't is because texans have yet to discover the concept of feeling kinship with other human beings

Lindsay and I didn’t erg side by side in the gym hallway at SLC for her to not to numbers shutting on poor rowing form

Do not look up where where the cast of Miracle (2004) is now, Eddie Cahill is offline and it just gets more depressing

I love being a fair weather fan, idk dick about shit, what do you mean the NFL doesn’t have series and this shit is instant death

Skated down the ice to join the scrum and still lost I know god hates the panthers

Mike Illitch stopped flying baddies into metro detroit via his private jet

Kayla didn’t know Alaska wasn’t an island and also pronounce gingham cotton like Ging- Ham (in a second year costuming class so you would assume a deeper knowledge of fabric names)

Dunk and egg Good- forgot quite how shit the last season of GOT was lol

Fuck me

Unfortunately I have watched no less than three TikTok edits set to drag path about his wives so I cannot be counted as a Maoist despite our shared views on landlords

I suggest everyone go watch harrison browne’s newest post on instagram about usa hockey’s new transphobic policy instagram.com/reel/DT1Ipwgjs…

Surely someone still has the video of bad bunny dancing on his GF and then she turns around and pushes his head down and he does it

Heated rivalry is a work of science fiction set in a parallel universe where hockey players are sentient

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

Hey there coffee girl sounds so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear saying it’s poorly produced and their weakest album