So far today Downing Street has undermined the lockdown; the health secretary has undermined public health efforts; the attorney general has undermined respect for the law. All to protect one powerful aide.

I don’t usually tweet about politics. I don’t have anything new or interesting to say that hasn’t been said much better by others. But I feel I must register my utter disgust at the UK government’s blatant display of contempt for the British people in these incredibly hard times.

I rarely tweet about politics. Today has been an exception. Because Johnson, Cummings and all the rest of the lying, arrogant bastards are arrogantly telling us “Do as I say you common twats, not as I do,because I’m superior. They boil my piss. #ihatethem

A ‘Dominic Cummings’ is now a golfing term for a really long drive that goes way out of bounds but with no penalty. Wish I’d thought of that Piers Morgan Gary Lineker Steph Merritt/S J Parris is not here Guy Walters 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇮🇷🇧🇾

Yesterday the UK, population 66 million, had more deaths from #COVID19 than the *entire* EU, population nearly 450 million. Not even UK Prime Minister can spin that fact away - it is utterly, irredeemably damning.

Herd Immunity. Cheltenham. PPE shortages. No checks at airports. Late lockdown. Shit lockdown. Early end to lockdown. Zero investigations. Cummingsgate. False stats. Lie upon lie upon lie. If you still support this government. Seriously, pull the trigger yourself. #covid19

Australia has fewer Coronavirus deaths than Chester.

Female referees: Numbers up in English football by 72% since 2016. How is that rise in your country? What are the options for females to get higher up the men's leagues? buff.ly/2YU9jGf

When I look at Patel, I see bullying stupidity. Williamson - insane over-promotion. Raab - angry inadequacy. Hancock - churlish incompetence. Truss - flailing ineffectiveness. Gove - sly betrayal. Johnson - lazy, irresponsible, bullshitting vanity. All of them - corrupt greed.

#BrexitReality We told you. We fucking told you. And all you did was go "yum yum Remainer tears" I honestly hope you end up in brutal 70 hr week, below-minimum wage, shit jobs, treated horrifically with no rights or protection. Fuck brexiteers. You just ruined the country.

Funding the NHS from Brexit was literally Vote Leave’s signature promise. Can everyone see now what complete horse 💩 that was?

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I'm sorry to say this but Brexiteers (and Conservatives in general) Your arrogance has trashed the UK economy, its word and reputation as a respected country. You've stripped us of rights. You've turned the country most of us were so proud of into an absolute shitshow. Leave !

General Fucking Election Now

The list of things that people agitating for Johnson's return clearly don't care about is incredible when you think about: corruption, law-breaking, cronyism, avoidable deaths, bullying, lying, rule-breaking, Russian spies, ethical breaches, trashing parliamentary standards etc

What hypocrisy from the Conservative Party to use online voting by members to foist another Prime Minister on the country when it outlaws electronic ballots for trade unions electing leaders and holding strike ballots.