Why do Johnson, Sunak, Gove, Patel, etc need to raise NI £12bn to supposedly fund the NHS when they promised a £350m weekly Brexit bonus - £18.2bn - to do that? Because they lied about that too.

Dear Boris Johnson. Please could you explain why there is a need to increase National Insurance contributions "to fund the NHS" when you claimed the NHS would get £350m per week in Brexit savings?

10/10

Why would anyone be this much of a shit to an adult, let alone a little girl?! Why is getting in front worth that? (Video: Tim Lennon)

Oi Britain. Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

Always remember that in 2020 a science adviser had to resign for having sex, Scotland’s chief medical officer had to resign for visiting her second home (as Johnson did), and a Labour whip had to resign for taking an illegal walk. 16 parties took place in Johnson’s fucking house

Remember when the High Priests of Brexit derided expert analysis showing that Brexit would increase the cost of living… …and instead told us that Brexit would dramatically drive down living costs across the board? x.com/luckyma_man/st…

Another 330 dead of covid today ....nothing to see here

I can't believe changing their name to Russian Olympic Committee for a few years didn't fix it.

BBC news story. Man killed by shark in Sydney, they end the story with "the hunt for the shark continues" why it's done fuck all wrong. It was in the sea not a supermarket.

Just brilliant

Dystopia Warning ⚠️ Against all scientific advice, Fred Westminster returns to widespread chaos, risking lives and corporate manslaughter. It’s like Johnson is using How to Lose a Country as a handbook. Every day is April Fools Day in Britain, we are all the fools.

Do yourself a favour: Admit that Russia helped UK out of the EU so Putin can make Europe weaker. It makes sense now doesn’t it?

The only thing you can assume from Tory govt’s delay/refusal to waive visa restrictions for Ukrainians is that they don’t think there’s any electoral advantage in being decent and generous and humane. What the hell does that say about them and those who vote for them?

Hang on a darned minute. Why is Ukraine pushing to join the EU, and not join with Britain? Don't they know we hold all the cards, won 2 World Wars single handed, and won a world cup?

If you care about a livable Earth stop flying, stop eating meat, start doing climate civil disobedience

This hasn’t aged well

'Leaving the EU has made leaving the UK much more difficult. We asked to be treated like this Ian - we said we want to be third-country nationals, we want to have all of that bureaucracy.' Simon Calder | @ianpaynesport