Perhaps we all ought to keep posting this article every single day until a full explanation is given as to why this story has been 'disappeared'. #CarrieGate #CarrieJohnson #EnoughIsEnough #ResignNow #Ethics #ToryCorruption

Johnson's people rang the editors to get the story spiked post publication! Luckily some early editions had already left the building... Be sure not to tell anyone...

Whoops, just retweeted it again. How careless of me.

Dominic Raab won’t approve but I did indeed go the opera last week (it cost me £62). Tom Eisner, a working-class lad from Buxton near where I grew up kindly invited me. He’s been playing violin at Glyndebourne for 36 years. Never let anyone tell you you’re not good enough. 🎻

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Nissan LEAF Tekna worth over £31k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st August. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

According to my credit card statement, yesterday I spent more on coffee and cake for two than on a four day Aldi shop. Must be a lesson in there somewhere.

Saw a woman weaving unsteadily along the pavement today. I think her name was Vera.

The government is fine so long as none of them ever has to interact with any member of the public ever again

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Vauxhall Corsa-e worth over £31k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th September. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

There now follows a new Party Political Broadcast by Count Binface.#Trussterfuck

A historic failure

My interview with Liz Truss

One for ⁦James O'Brien⁩’s list of how others see us. Based on Sixt car rental adverts in Germany: “The Sixt Plus Car Subscription: spontaneous resignation included. (With Sixt Plus Car Subscription *you* decide when time’s up)”

No laughing matter but can’t believe the Mail actually published this!

Here you are The Labour Party Keir Starmer. Wind a few young people up and get them to the polls.

Goodbye then Twitter. It's been fun, but while Elon Musk is at the helm, I want nothing more to do with you.

Ruth right to point out Leave have no alternative to Single Market - huge risk for trade and jobs. #StrongerIn #BBCDebate