so windy my car ended up at the liquor store smh be safe ya’ll

sometimes u gotta be like "okay" & leave that shit alone

need to be slutted out by a milf

“alcohol won’t make you happy” me off the alcohol:

me getting ready to watch house of dragon after slandering game of thrones ending

A moment for history books #JonSnow

USC trying to make a tackle x.com/alex_lucas18/s…

Mfs pay $20 cover charge to be like this all night

i hope Brendan Fraser has a good day

she got the ick because she saw me holding out a lantern and asking "who goes there?"

“Dad, what’s a GameStop midnight release ?”

SHE BUYS ENOUGH CARBON CREDITS TO OFFSET THOSE PRIVATE JET FLIGHTS

don’t know what they dune over there but it ain’t getting money I could show you what arrakis

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!!!!!!!!!

The game just started???

The haters said the Yankees couldn't properly manage tight games in October led by Boone. And they were correct. Good call by the haters