When you agreed to her getting her lick back with pegging if she lets you do anal

When she spits the nut back on your meat and sucks it again for extra razzle dazzle

When her friends add me to keep an eye on my instagram activity

When she covering her dump truck with a sundress and you don’t have a baby mama yet either

Your son watching you use your tax refund on a girls Miami trip instead of Disney World

Buffalo Bills fans watching Chiefs draft a WR

When you realize you got DJ Moore, Keenan Allen and Rome Odunze to throw to #NFLdraft

Kirk Cousins after watching Penix get drafted

When you see your date walking in and she don’t look like her photos but you’ve already made the trip

I got Pufffished. This bitch was fat af in real life

My DoorDash dude brought my food and there no pickles on it. I’m reporting this fat mf named Bubble Bass

They won’t let me in Salty Spitoon cuz I did this. What’s that mean yall?

Me trying to compare my hand size on her ass with the last guy’s hand print

Gym girls be looking like they dieting all year round on IG but when you link up, they be ordering NY Strip with three sides

Never let a female fly you out. This bitch put me thru two layovers and I paid for the carry on

“Why are you following naked bitches” Babe I didn’t know the career oriented friend of mine for years gonna get played and start an OF

Females will steal your $100 hoodie but if I try to take home their $4 used panties I’m a thief??

“So why me out of all your other bitches?”

Me going to the gym knowing there will be less tripods & no one is recording me for clout now that TikTok is banned

170 million Americans can finally pursue successful careers again instead of being brand ambassadors