MAGA thought process: We must punish evil China for sending this horrible virus that is just the common cold and we don't need masks but Trump was a hero for wearing one that one time and God bless him for inventing the miraculous vaccine we're not going to take.

It begins. Hopefully l the lockdown works. From The New York Times

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

Pennsylvania has filed its response in #SCOTUS to Texas's overturn-the-election suit. It does not mince words: supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/2…

Now do you understand why Republicans suppress Black votes? I hereby declare that the Southern states are not red. They are suppressed.

Antifascists tried to warn you.

To anyone saying, "This is not who we are." Yes. It is. Slavery, genocide, internment, segregation all happened in America. This is the America we don't want to see. But pretending it isn't there gives it power because it goes unseen. This is who we are. And we have to change.

Trump telling the rioters to go home has the same energy as Willy Wonka telling the kids to stop

I’m gonna need America to make a Constitution saving throw please

If you look like this and grapple with existential dread, DM me.

On my way back home after being added to the no-fly list! Just checking in!

The solution is clear.

I just wanna be gay get high and cast spells it’s all I’ve ever wanted.

Covid (UC San Francisco) Chronicles, Day 504 To me, the most confusing time in the pandemic was May 2020, as we exited lockdown and nobody quite knew what they should & shouldn’t do (clean the mail? touch the dog?). But now is giving May 2020 a run for its money. (🧵1/25)