
NewsThump
@newsthump
Former blue check. Topical satire from the UK and around the world. You're not supposed to believe what we write, you idiot. @[email protected]
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Gopher, Everett?
@ebradlee10
Father. PSU Forever. Philly 5/5. USMNT/USWNT/Union/Arsenal. SOB OG. WXPN/WHYY/NPR. Golfer. Progressive. BLM. LIONS CLUB MEMBER๐ฆ. Scarf hoarder.
NewsBiscuit โน๏ธ
@newsbiscuit
Newsbiscuit.com 'The British version of The Onion' - New York Times Written by you: newsbiscuit.proboards.com Podcast: shorturl.at/bcmFO
christhebarker
@christhebarker
Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. Follow me for good pics and photos of ham I sometimes feed the sparrows too.
paul bassett davies
@thewritertype
Writer in residence, at my house. NEW novel: amazon.co.uk/Stone-Heart-Deโฆ
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@kotsreveb
Cymro ac Ewropeaidd, Welshman and European. MA East European Studies, BSc International Relations. Gogoniant i Wcrรกin! ะกะปะฐะฒะฐ ะฃะบัะฐัะฝั!
Steve Blair
@universalexile
NI comedy writer in Fife. TV, Radio, Stage. Credits @BBCNowShow, @TheSkewerShow, @DMsAreOpenBBC, BBC Breaking The News. @EastNeukPirates
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@twoptwips
Please listen to my awful music by following โThe Rocket Houseโ on yer usual music platforms.
fleetstreetfox
@fleetstreetfox
Fleet Street hack and author. Often sarcastic, occasionally right. Fox (n) carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; to be drunk
Stuart Hazeldine
@stuarthazeldine
I made a couple of movies, #Exam and #TheShack
Larry & Paul
@larryandpaul
Writers. Actors. But most of all: Mothers. ๐ฌ SKETCHES: youtube.com/larryandpaul ๐ธ SUPPORT: ko-fi.com/larryandpaul
Guillermo S
@khsolo
Quantum Entanglement / There is no right or left, its either righteousness or not
Simon Robinson
@simonmrobinson
Some might say, cultured 50+ something with an attitude, others might say, grumpy old git.
Unnamed Insider
@unnamedinsider
Stupid jokes and self-important rants since 2011
Ania S.
@aniasmolec

Husker Schroeder
@huskerschroeder
Husband, father, food lover, soccer fanatic.
Jo'burg
@joburg2

stefwer
@kwergo

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@basuashis
Knowledge is Power. Share It.
Dharam
@madscientist_ox

Neil Mabon
@1st_mountainpig
Selkirk boy on missionary work down south. LFC for life
Bernadette Delaney
@photodelaney
Professional photographer who has gained distinction awards from the Royal Photographic Society. Give your special event the unique images it deserves
Stan Schneller
@badgerboy_stan

Rams
@ramus_01
Philippians 3:20 Our citizenship is in heaven.
Petr Jeลพek
@jezekcz

Denlesks
@denlesks
Parody News. ๐บ๐ธ. I was born to rock the boat, some may sink but we will float, grab your coat letโs get out of here
Trumpton
@trump_ton
Cartoon and comments from the office of the Mayor of Trumpton, relayed by @mikedicks
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@sqareheaddoug
Retired Steelworker LU 1005 Human Rights Advocate Unrepentant Lefty
Peter Ackroyd
@packroyd1
I can't stand intolerance.
Mike Stevens ๐๐
@augie_pup
WOKE AF, Former Trucker, Equality, Childless Dog Dad, Former Fulton County GA election worker, #LegalWeed #BLM #LGBTIQA+ Ally #RESIST #Atheist. #BoycottMSM
Carlos Rosales
@carcampo63

ThingsWillNeverBeTheSameAgain
@genx1965
ERMD ๐ฉบ | aging gen x-er ๐ถ | ๐
Antje
@streitantje

silent light
@risethelove
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DARTH BREXIT
@darth_brexit_
Dark Lord of Brexit. Chair- Empire Research Group. Deal Alterer. Woke Choker. Sunlit Highgrounds. Pro-Mask. Single Dad. Mostly Furious. Parody.
๐รฤ AntiMaga ๐
@og_genxrn
Go on and have the day you deserve.
Katiebobs
@kmontaguekate
@katiebobs.bsky.social
Mrs Nigel Farage
@mrsnigel
Wife of The Right Hon Mr Nigel Farage (tbc) and First Lady of Brexit. Parody obvs.
Near the top of the food chain
@nearthetop
Former RN, dishwasher. Virtuoso dog dad. I speak of the pompatous of lunch. Life is a state of mind.
Mark Dempsey
@markdem23668222

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@mornunglake
|๐ต๐ฑ| Multifandom| Rarely tweets but loves retweeting :P
Sir Michael Take CBE
@michaeltakemp
The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. ๐ฌ๐ง I can also be found here too: sirmichaeltake.bsky.social
Santiago Nesti
@nesti_arene

Skew Spew Barmy Hairdo Curmudgeon Bigot and Smug
@skewsmug
Listen up to my acerbic clout. I tried being humble, it just didn't work out. It is unreasonable for reasonable people to be reasonable with unreasonable people
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@non_shiny
Watching dog shit shitcoins like $WMTX and $ADA go to zero. Enjoy the ride to poverty
Shamary
@ahmed_shimarie

Toothravisher๐
@jimtwit7
๐ Small arsenal owning liberal. Navy veteran. Husband. Father. Dentist. I haven't used Signal for any communication.
To Masz
@obserwatortt

Stefan Matache
@stefanmatache4

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@unknownnnnnn456

Sam
@sam370203
Fierce Independent thinker... no messing with me
Magachurch Pastor ๐ ๐บ๐ธ
@magachrchpastr
Saved Christmas from the Radical Left. Harlan Crow is my uncle. PragerU: Summa Cum Laude. Husband of 1, pawpaw of 6, etc.
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@angusarchi1162

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@beckml1988

Paulette Jarrett
@pauletteja42270

mastermind
@eyarak25813

Ultramรตrd Sillu
@suunasolkija
Ultramรตrd = Ultrabitch. Representative of a damnable power. Political scientist. Economist. Cleaning expert. Germaphobe. Elite individual. Sweet & sour V.O.S.P.
becheck62
@becheck6256561

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@hiker1721
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Mourad BOUSLIM
@mbmourad1

Mads Skak Jensen
@mads_skak

Jim Cognito
@jimcognito2016
I often change my bio to enrage stupid people. If you're angrily reading this because I said something you didn't like, it worked!
Pete Redfern
@mr_pete_redfern
Husband and father. โComedyโ writer with credits on The Skewer, The Naked Week, Breaking The News and DMs Are Open. Also 700+ NewsThumps. Pic by @IamHappyToast
Brexit Buster
@brexitbuster
We are the Rejoin Resistance, popping Brexit bubbles. Mostly satire, sometimes deadly serious. Love the UK & the EU. With Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ. Detest Nazis & racists.
Matthias
@matthias_o4

thomthom
@modern_idiot1

Mary Coates
@marycoa290358
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Out of Context Pakistan
@umairiology
temporarily retired