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Former blue check. Topical satire from the UK and around the world. You're not supposed to believe what we write, you idiot. @[email protected]

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NEWS! We will still mercilessly take the piss out of Audi Drivers in 2024, confirm NewsThump writers buff.ly/3TLhq68

NEWS! We will still mercilessly take the piss out of Audi Drivers in 2024, confirm NewsThump writers buff.ly/3TLhq68
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NEWS! Laurence Fox encouraged to run again for London Mayor if it will prevent him resuming his music career buff.ly/4aHr5AA

NEWS! Laurence Fox encouraged to run again for London Mayor if it will prevent him resuming his music career buff.ly/4aHr5AA
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OPINION! I refuse to stay at home in fear of a storm that 99.999% of the population will survive buff.ly/41JIq7Q

OPINION! I refuse to stay at home in fear of a storm that 99.999% of the population will survive buff.ly/41JIq7Q
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Whether you're an eternal optimist, or an ace procrastinator, maybe 2024 is your year. Just like last year. Or the year before that.

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Whether you're an eternal optimist, or an ace procrastinator, maybe 2024 is your year. Just like last year. Or the year before that. Get your T-shirt here >>> buff.ly/48ERRYq
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A giant new dinosaur head is put on display in Dorset? It's just another reminder of the dinosaur's best day EVER.

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A giant new dinosaur head is put on display in Dorset? It's just another reminder of the dinosaur's best day EVER. Get yours HERE >>> buff.ly/3RLGtDz
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NEWS! Man with new year resolution to be 'more sporty' heads straight to the pub to start his darts training buff.ly/3S3eSPl

NEWS! Man with new year resolution to be 'more sporty' heads straight to the pub to start his darts training buff.ly/3S3eSPl
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'New Year. New Me'. It’s a lot to live up to, right? So how about New Year, New T-shirt? Much easier!

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'New Year. New Me'. It’s a lot to live up to, right? So how about New Year, New T-shirt? Much easier! Get yours here >>> buff.ly/48lBIrd
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NEWS! Santa refused right to deliver presents in the UK because he doesn't earn £38,700 buff.ly/41a9HAe

(Our top story from December 2023!)

NEWS! Santa refused right to deliver presents in the UK because he doesn't earn £38,700 buff.ly/41a9HAe (Our top story from December 2023!)
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Make Lying Wrong Again

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Make Lying Wrong Again The political movement we hope will take off in 2024! Get yours here >>> buff.ly/4aG6tsi
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