Texas and Oklahoma have not won a SINGLE game in ANY sport since joining the SEC

what we really need is a femininomenon…

“Mind your own damn business” is the slogan of this campaign Don’t like abortion? Don’t get one! Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t get gay married! Don’t like a book? Don’t read it! Just stop trying to dictate other people’s choices & tell them what to do with their lives/bodies

Relationships with moms are so weird because she literally emotionally abuses me but then she'll say something funny and I'll be like "omg I didn't know you were chill we should hang out more" and then she'll say something else that makes me wanna kms in front of her

Assassinate a lavender latte maybe

Trump Supporter: “How come everyone who goes to college is a Biden supporter?”

80% of republicans favored Kamala Harris policies over Trumps in a blind polling. So, let’s be abundantly clear…It was not about policy.

few things more terrifying to me rn than seeing gen z boys increasingly and gleefully commenting “your body, my choice” on young women’s tiktoks

Donald Trump announces that Lea Michele will lead the Department of Punctuation and Spelling.

every trump appointment is like "Donald Trump has appointed the Grinch as director of the Department of Christmas"

Trump's nominee to lead the Department of Health and Human Services: “You cannot trust medical advice from medical professionals.”

Oh look at me I’m Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I’m marrying Hailee Steinfeld. I’m the king of my city. Fuck you

They look like malfunctioning Chuck E. Cheese animatronics.

Tyreek Hill

Adolf Hitler, a CONVICTED FELON, rose to power as Chancellor of Germany in 1933. He cleverly positioned himself as the voice of the “common man,” railing against the elites and the establishment. To solidify his base, Hitler masterfully scapegoated minorities for the nation’s

I think Greg Abbott should be ordered to stand for Inauguration Day

Imagine graduating college next month into this situation