I found this on tiktok and genuinely wondered what would've happened if we didn't sign Alvarez or Haaland

camila alvarez is the mother of all mothers

Jack is flying right now #POTM

Julian Alvarez has a greater international legacy than Ronaldo 👍

Can I be your favorite yogi? 🥰

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Remember, Barca fans thought they'll sign Julian Alvarez

Julian alvarez ni bien abre la puerta su profe particular de ingles

The fraud aka Richarlison has 2 Premier League goal celebrations and 0 Premier League goals.

Better than Lautaro and Alvarez combined🤯

28 PL goals for Mr Haaland

Manchester City Put some respect on the reason why Messi won a world cup, Julian Alvarez. We're a completely better team when he's on the pitch. Alvarez provides so much more compared to Haaland and its not even close. CMON CITY!!

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📸 - Good chance for Álvarez but the shot is off target!

Herh Alvarez

Understand Julián Álvarez will sign new deal with Manchester City next week. Julián has approved the final proposal from the club 🚨🔵🤝🏻 #MCFC

New deal will be valid until 2028, one more year — significant pay rise after his great impact with PL and World Cup win.

Here we go 🕷️

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The way I screamed when Alvarez did this … he deserves more than 30 minute cameos

Jack Grealish appreciation tweet👏

Bcz it was fan voting motm. He didn't deserve MOTM in Semifinal, Alvarez deserved and in Final Mbappe/Emi deserved. Obviously CR7 & KDB also didn't deserve the MOTM in their 1st match. It's just a fans favour award.

Messi got pens every K.O matches 'at the same 0-0 scoreline' 🏴‍☠️

🚨 Julián Álvarez will sign a new contract at Manchester City next week. Deal has been agreed with a significant pay-rise until June 2028.

(Source: Fabrizio Romano)

You can't compete with the GOAT 😅