April
@moonskye3
Job transferred me from Minnesota to Michigan. This state is draining me. The things I do for family.
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01-07-2016 17:29:37
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Mojo In The Morning
@mojointhemorn
Mojo, Shannon, @MeaghanMick, @kevknows , Lydia, Zack 🎧 Listen on @iHeartRadio @Channel955 @1045SNX @kissfmtoledo
Agent P
@roll_n_patrol
Freelance Something
AUdmiral Taco 🌮
@tweetsmoe
Auburn lovin’, taco eatin’, garage beer drankin’, pants hatin’ tiny ray of sacrcastic sunshine! ☀️
Hollie Harris
@allholls
Writer. Mom. Storyteller. #GenXer. And apparently the person in charge of what's for dinner until the end of time.
Matt
@mgshilling
Loves to hang out with friends and family. I make it awkward. All my opinions are my own or I stole them from you. Is @Nurse5103 's husband.
Lucy Huber
@clhubes
editor @mcsweeneys Mother of: 👦🏼👶🏼🐈⬛🐈🐠🐌 Writer? Hungry. Tired.
Bryan
@bc5oh
Constantly striving to improve my father, husband, brother skills. Playing with Wood & Leather and investing in real estate. Former policeman turned quitter
Ginger Cop
@mncop
I protect people. Its what I do. Protecting since 2001. If you don’t like hockey, we probably won’t be friends. I like dogs. Life long stutterer. Harley rider.
Donna McAdams
@thehicklife
Artist
Sfcitygirl22
@sfcitygirl22
Good hair days are the best days. Lover of beer, pizza, and baseball. Collector of good shoes 👠 Not a morning person. What’s your emergency? 📞🚓🚒
TheDarkRenegade(Meat Bat)
@renegademarine7
0621 Marine from 2007-2011. 2A absolutist. My pronouns are AR10/7.62x51 NATO. #GOLDCORP radio operator. No DMs unless I know you.
Eli McCann
@elimccann
New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Host of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: itjustgetsstranger.com
mind reader
@psychandsass
true crime and psychology, my two loves.
Rookie City Det. Sergeant
@rookiecitycop
Forever a Rookie. Detective Sergeant working towards a better world. Millennial. Iraq War Vet. Poker Player. Cancer Survivor. Trauma Survivor. #ShibaInu
TheGayDispatcher🏳️🌈™️
@gaydispatcher
Dispatcher. Voice of #ShitTGDSays. Pro-Police. Aviation nerd. King of typos #NormalGay #IAm911 #GoCubs #NotFamous Views are my own & don’t reflect my employer
Bogtrotter
@onetimeinsocal
Retired Cop from the 👈 Coast 🚔. Red Sox. NASCAR. Army. Patriot. ☝️A. ✌️A. Happily Married. Here for laughs and new beer drinking buddies 🍺
Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. sarcasticmommy.com
Cookie Monster
@mecookiemonster
Me official. Me love cookies! Me officially love cookies.
Josh Trebach, MD
@jtrebach
ER doc. Toxicologist. I like poisons. Show me ur cat. Posts/opinions/DMs = my own (not employer’s) & not medical advice. Contact: [email protected]☠️🏳️🌈
Adam Plantinga
@adamplantinga
Police Sgt. Author of 400 Things Cops Know and Police Craft. The Ascent out from @GrandCentralPub, optioned by Universal. Sequel Hard Town coming April 2025.
MAGA Idiot Debbie 🌎☄️
@britski_nic
#OIFVeteran / I really don’t care, Margaret
D911green 🖤💛🖤 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@d911green
Grandmother of 10! Living with PTSD. Proud Mother of LGBT man! Retired LEO Dispatcher,and fighter for the good! Slava Ukraine!
Izzy ☁️🌙
@izzyy_maee
Officer Zip
@ofcrzip
Canadian Girl
@justhangingou17
#sisterwarrior 🇨🇦. Is it time for the range yet? #IPSCCanada #glockgirl
MidwestFiveOh
@midwestfiveoh
Female Cop and Firefighter 👮🏼♀️👩🏼🚒 all thoughts are my own
your other mom
@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
2A Patriot 🇺🇲 🌎 ☄️
@2a_patriot_
Lover of America, Freedom, Liberty and the Constitution. Deep Believer in the 2nd Amendment. Sic Semper Tyrannis! #TeamAsteroid
Buckeye
@buckeyestatecop
Running on coffee and donuts. Passion for food, sports, and travel. An attempted intellectual. Detroit Urban Survival Training graduate. Cheese connoisseur.
DispatchMess
@dispatchmess
911 Dispatcher, CIT and Hostage Negotiator. Yes my boss knows about my Twitter. No they don't care. 🚨🚁🚓🚑🚒🚨
Beach City Cop
@vbstrong_67
Father, Marine Corps vet, cop in a city by a beach. Opinions are mine and my own. #TeamIronWill - Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
J&L Historical
@jason_r_burt
Educator/Historian 📚 Music producer for WW2 vets of 746th AAF Band Military History 🪖 Occasional war film post 🎥 World War Quotes 🧐
DxF Blaze 🐺Dragon Wolf of Mandalore🐉
@draken_blaze
Lv 29✝️| Twitch Streamer | Cosplayer | Mandalorian Clan Leader | Living a good Life | Wizard fan | DBZ fan | Halo/SW fan | Singer/Musician | Lego Fan | CroweFam
County Dispatch
@county_dispatch
911 dispatcher with a caffeine problem. #IAm911 #TeamThirdShift
U.S Army WTF! moments
@usawtfm
Officially Unofficial X HQ for US ARMY WTF MOMENTS
Lysander Boomer
@lysanderboomer
Pro-Liberty Extreme-tist | Anti-Violence Entrepreneur
Rassy 🇸🇪🌲
@dustyy545
swedish whimsical gnome. I like guns. im him code RASSY for 5% off at kruschikis store jeremiah 29:11
Rich Card
@richcar69068491
Regular dude trying to make it in this dark world
Michael Warburton
@themonologist
Actor, Cinephile & half-decent Drummer posting Movies (primarily) but also TV, Comedy, Photography, Music and beyond.
One Awkward Mom
@oneawkwardmom
wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ Twitter.com/search/from:on…
My Life As Dad
@milifeasdad
Dad. Real silly. Davidoff Cool Water activist. Posts seen on @Buzzfeed, @HuffPost, @TODAY_Parents & more. I.G. 👉 bit.ly/3BYZXfz . My tweets in 🔗 below.
🎸 Rock History 🎸
@historyrock_
Long live ROCK AND ROLL and HEAVY METAL!!! 🤘🏻 The best content of the best years of music history 🎸Contact us by DM 📥.
MariReynaDeLaPewPew
@ncorreyna
A little hood & a little good. Theres beauty in the world...dont be a dick and ruin it. Haver of ass and sass. Fluent in Asshole. Tacos make me a better person
chi2_girl
@chi2lola
moving on
MachinegunMaple
@doublezerodonut
Firearm/Aerospace Manufacturing Engineer | competitive shooter | 118th | Where is AGAVE?
RG|CoffeeCorps
@rgcoffeecorps
Veteran, Protector Of Grunts, Gamer, Mechanic ~Coffee and Chaos~ @CoffeeBrandCo youtube.com/@coffeecorps
Callsign Rocket
@lsswapyomomma
If the Marlboro Man and a pirate hooker had a baby you’d get me. GOOBER. Rough hand haver. Trash panda. No plan just means the plan can’t go to shit.
The Sting
@thestingisback
Award-winning Editor | Entertainment Supplier | Timeline Improver | Movies/TV/Comedy | Please support me on Ko-fi | Thank You
old toons
@oldtoons_
old cartoons history and nostalgia
THUD
@twerp85
WhiskeyTheWarrior
@whiskeyhelps42
Meme lord, somewhat sarcastic, jack of all trades, modern day Romeo..USAF veteran
The Writer Brothers
@thewriterbros
Variety content streaming and pop culture commentary. Official X/Twitter for The Writer Brothers
Woody
@jwoody4924
History, sports, dogs, hunting
Alicia Kay
@aliciakayyyy
Mother of boys and a German Shepherd. Hockey. Halloween. Proud American 🇺🇸💙🖤 @theguywhomight ‘s biggest fan.
ICY
@wild__icy
Scrappy lil Viking/Celt gaming ‘micro’ streamer - 'Gives' Great Innuendo CC for @astralGG @selfrezcoffeeco @glytchenergy
Midwest Mama
@cornfedh0e
I’m a Midwest mom. I’m unhinged, I love true crime, and I drink iced coffee for my meals most days. Welcome to my chaos.
That Gay Catholic Staffer
@staffergay
Dwight
@dsmalls713
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
Jenna Erickson
@jennaerick32021
BeantownCop
@beantown_cop
I Iike eggs
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero
@detpauldrake
I'm back from the verge of death. Never complain. Never explain. I'm your favorite Batman. No Politics.
PG
@pumpkinglow7
🎃
Heather
@detroitstrong01
Married/ Kids/ Dogs-Please Adopt, Don't Shop. Hang on while I overthink this. #HazMat
meghan
@deloisivete
surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Lady Valkyrie
@lady_ph03nix
Red Headed Green eyed lady who may or may not be a raccoon in real life.
Hailey Comet
@kitten_slipper
angsty, romantic, artist, enigma, mostly water. ♊️ 🐶🐶✨💫🪐💫✨
Been in this game too long🚨🚨🚑🚑🚨🚨
@maddogkujo
Fire Apparatus and Aviation Photographer, San Diego native, and expert at telling people where to go. Expressions, thoughts, and opinions are mine alone.
Nightshift Worker
@nightshiftworkr
Public Safety communications 🚔🎙
Lane
@thecookinglane
Home cook during the day. Crime fighter at night. Overly optimistic Steelers fan 24/7.
P.O. Potatoes
@po_potatoes
Former Chicago cop, now I fight crime elsewhere | Looking for new perspective | Just here to give perspective and build bridges | R/Ts are not endorsements