Aurora Borealis in Streeterville, Chicago, 11 May, 2330 hrs.

my fat ass gotta uninstall door dash 😭

an actual smart trump family member would run in an easy state, build actual political credibility and then probably walk into the white house

this man is going to lose

Oh my God, the Babylon Bee managed to make a joke that’s both self-aware and that cooked the Onion???

You’ve got to be kidding me. This is all they’ve built so far?!

Prop 1 passed in 2008…

this might be the most beautiful picture ive ever seen

the perfect air mattress 😌

infiltrated the mustache club

The Presidential debate we deserve

i went to autism hours at wal mart and everybody knew you, king

New Yorkers love tweeting shit like this like we're supposed to give a fuck.

this feels like the top of the bubble

the og youtuber apology video

When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!

What is going on over there