Traditional family values 🙌🏻

my dog wandered off again.

God willing, i won't find him this time 🙏🏻

women are correct about true crime and men should get more interested in unsolved cases because we have better autism

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extraordinary

something fuckey going on with levelsdotfyi annual 'gender pay gap report' but i might need a based data scientist to help me figure it out

i'm sorry i can't be him

You said 'would'
He said 'did'

You are not the same

some people will get mad at me for this but we found a better source of oil before we ran out of whales. common human W

'Please leave us alone. You're making me feel unsafe.'

they say the fighting on iwo jima was so horrific that some of the marines even felt what it was like for a man to go to the store for tampons

Have fun with your bear. Maybe your bear can pick up the tab. Maybe your bear can put you on his health insurance.

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i just finished the golden state killer book last night and for about the first 1/3 of the book i was worried he was a gemini because of the autistic stalking but in the latter 2/3 i knew he had to be a scorpio

creeps, should be put on watch list at birth

it's honestly insane we don't just proactively put every water sign in prison

guy that gets toxic shock syndrome from leaving his zyn in too long

so peaceful eating costco pizza in your home and throwing away the crust without anybody trying to gaslight you 'It'S tHe BeSt PaRt!'

what's the smallest amount of money someone could steal from you (you have absolute proof they stole it but they got away with it, zero legal recourse) and you would feel morally justified unaliving them?

also got a 125cc dirtbike with no brakes at the same garage sale for $300

broke my right arm in 8 places on the bike a year later, my wrist is mostly made of metal now

boomers used to sell dangerous shit to unaccompanied boys no questions asked. we used to be a proper country

i have a blackpowder replica pirate pistol 2500 miles away that a friend has been keeping for me for 17 years now and i kinda want it but don't think it's worth the plane trip, might build a new one

very cool gun, got it at a garage sale for $75 when i was 15

Stop running from the calling of God.