metaphor man

The wojak ratio on the timeline is reaching critical mass

Children can learn in 40 minutes at home what it takes teachers 8 hours in prison I mean school to pound in. Personally I’m forever grateful at having 15 years or whatever of my life robbed from me by people who can’t do anything real of any value. Thanks again for your service.

sog

Wow

IRS Agent: I mean you're looking at like... $173,000 owed over the last 7 years

Me [sliding a $20 bill across the table]: How about we see what Abraham Lincoln has to say

Check it out babe

this app sucks

Unlocking secrets of the universe (staring directly at the eclipse) and supercharging my vril (going blind)

you just made the biggest fucking mistake of your life

if 15 - 25 year old men cannot meet cute cashier girls and fantasize about starting a life with them civilization is over. not joking. that is the last stopper on an unfathomable amount of male despair that you do not want to uncork

Boobs

Fortnite lobby full of middle aged dudes with girl avatars

50% is a passing grade in some states

'Time for another busy day spreading misinformation on the internet. I sure do hope people like my new cute anime girl avatar'

Optimistic for this year