In many years time when you look back on your behaviour, a lot of you are gonna feel very proud that you identified the real problem with the current moment (students taking up too much space on campus lawns) and spent your time moralising about that. Good job.

I am going to buy so much tastefully designed workwear

Are you shitting me? Is this because of what I think it’s because of?

Senior PowerPoint Engineer

noooooooooooooooooooooo

so NOW you’re against illegal settlements

The dumbest thing about the University responses to these protests is that they could just wait a lot of them out for like...a week or two because then the semester ends and all the students leave

I wish people at Google could get promotions in some way that wouldn't involve large, arbitrary changes to the org structure

The NYPD in one picture.

The US government should nationalize TikTok.

‘the protests are robbing my Columbia students of listening to John Cage’s 4’33, the piece of music that is explicitly designed to force you to listen to…what’s around you.’ absolutely perfect