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Bodyfluids RANKED

- Cum
- Saliva
- Urine
- Sweat
- Blood
- Tears
- That clear stuff that comes out of the pustules on my hands
- Mucus
- Bile

Makeup is designed to simulate sexual arousal. As we know, when women are aroused their cheeks and lips redden, their eyelids turn blue, and their eyelashes inflate in size.

TERFs aren't women Comrade Jon Kent ⚒️ 🇵🇸 Cloudy 🌥️ (estrogen angel) If leaning over to suck my buddy’s dick so he gets distracted and can’t beat me at Tekken is gay then lock me the fuck up

Boy with Beautiful Princess Disorder
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Girl with Big Penis Disorder

Drinking and driving is for rookies

I kinda doubt my parents had a kink for being overpowered in a sword fight by a transgender femboy dressed like Griffith

*step-

gamer rage is becoming a real issue, it's time to normalize kissing the homies in between matches to blow off some steam. instead of saying 'ah ggs man looks like you got rolled', next time try 'forget about it for a sec bro and let me see how that tongue feels'

Hypersexual =/= cheating

I love this little guy. Nothing I do will turn him off.

Hello @IRS I have ADHD. You cannot fine me for being late on my taxes. That’s ableism, please do better

whoever invented chili and lime on watermelon deserves to get sloppy top from god himself

What is actually being protected here?

i wish any of my teachers in school were as good at thoroughly explaining their lessons as half an A press guy

If you're ever mad at me for something I said, just remember I've said far worse in bed.

Elden Ring characters on how much I want want to fuck them, all remembrance bosses plus some others