guys following u again immediately after they break up w their Gf is scary

shit crazy i don’t even know what im looking at fr

i think about a holiday like 80 times a day

me leaving the house at 08:10 hoping i make it to work by 08:00

Let's say she had rung Metropolitan Police and said 'Is this guy a real police officer?' They would have said 'Yes.'

why does netflix give us ✨nothing✨ in summer, but everything when we have academic commitments

The challenge I’m doing this month is called October and it’s where I just try to get through every day of October

“shrek is not that good” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Taurus & Scorpio after they accidentally let their guard down

Howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I shaved my legs and I washed my sheets. is there a woman in this country more put together than me? doubt it!

You should feel embarrassed, Metropolitan Police. It’s in none of our interests you are regarded as a joke.

these are the people we’re supposed to report our rapes and assaults to.

Strengths: works well under pressure Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:

“free andrew tate”