'Just call this number to cancel.'

me: [continues to pay $19.99/mo for the rest of time]

These spam text messages are getting... oddly specific. 🐴

[taking the second sip from a cup of coffee]

me, surprised: Oh hey, it’s still warm!

me: [can’t handle someone talking to me at a slightly-too-slow speed because I’m anxious and bored and can feel time wasting away with every second that passes]

also me: [stares at an empty notebook for 37 minutes thinking about how I need to be more productive]

me: I’m going to do some important work today!

me: but first, let’s make a minor design tweak to my newsletter template real quick.

[3 hours later]

me: oh no

My toxic trait is buying (and losing) very expensive pens.

I've been trying to get the most basic Shopify store approved by Google Merchant Services for weeks now with no luck.

It's literally a store with a single item in it: my book.

Every time I submit for review I get a random different reason for why I've been denied. This time…

My favorite email app randomly changed its shortcuts without warning, completely destroying my muscle memory—using the app just makes me angry now. 🙃

So I'm back to trying Superhuman again.

Any tips from fellow Superhuman users?

Do I know anyone with a subscription to Publishers Weekly?

My book Extra Focus was reviewed this month, and I'm super curious if it made it to any of the print editions. 😅

If so, I'd love a photo!

When putting things off for some later date, I’m always surprised when some-later-date eventually becomes todays-actual-very-real-date.

How does one prepare for recording an audiobook?

And in typical ADHD fashion, when I say 'prepare' I actually mean 'cram in the last moment because I'm recording tomorrow' 😱

me: [thinking I probably talk about my book too much and literally everyone is sick of it]

message I got yesterday from someone who has been reading my newsletter for over a year: “I just found out that you wrote a BOOK!”

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