Shakespeare’s shit is so timeless cause everybody’s got that friend named Polonius that hides behind their tapestries

Dunnottar Castle,Scotland…

Olga Suvorova (b. 1966)

"tyler, i fucking told you i dont to want to join ur teen wolf reunion"

In honor of Charles Dickens I am also going to be poor this Christmas.

You want me to think? The thing that killed Socrates?

THEY SAY ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!!!! BUT I'M IN A NEW HELL!! EVERYTIME!! YOU DOUBLE CROSS MY MIND!!!!

What I imagined the Eurostar looked like aged 10

If women wrote about men the way men write about women: “He sighed, his medium-sized balls bobbing in his jeans like buoys in a sea of denim, rising and falling with his breath. They were not the firm, boisterous nuts of a young man. He lamented this as much as the years lost.”

doing brain laundry (separating my thoughts into lights and darks)

i don’t read the bible because it doesn’t pass the bechdel test

Molly Mae writing a book, why aren’t you? We all have the same 26 letters in the alphabet

do you remember how hyped the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" was when we were kids. it was all the rage. no one talks about antidisestablishmentarianism anymore

they hated daenerys cause she was prettier than everyone else

sorry WHAT.

abba music: 🪩 💃 🕺 🕺 💃 🪩 abba lyrics: I hate my job. I am getting divorced. I am so tired all the time. the Spanish civil war