Drop the “The Face.” Just Book. Then add “it’s the site that is the Facebook.” It’s cleaner.

Thought I would never get to witness a crowd of women go absolutely feral the way they do in Elvis when he first shakes his hips. Then last night I went to a Boygenius show

there should be a grant for girls who want to lay around in the park instead of going to work

When white smoke emerges from the Queen & Spadina McDonald’s, that’s when you know we’ve elected a new mayor

uh oh

huge night for girls who have never ever moved on from anything

The best thing about being a woman? Hmm… I would have to say the prerogative to have a little fun

My main political beliefs are: 1. Life, it never die 2. Women are my favorite guy 3. Sex, I’m wanting more 4. Tell the world stop the war

i'm bitches 😔😔

Ooooh this is why the last four years have felt like hell #MyXAnniversary

Now we're talking

this is what airbnb took from us

You come to me on the day of my “couple weeks between thanksgiving and christmas” and ask me to do the job you pay me to do

"bridgerton is bad" yes and we need bad television in the ecosystem. its an important part of the food chain. like supernatural

if you’re bored or depressed you can always develop an all consuming obsession with a loser who has zero interest in you

there is 2012 tumblr everywhere for those with eyes to see