tortured HR department

everyone loves my middle aged bob

HOLLYWOOD! 🌴 TONIGHT! ✨ come kick off the la times festival of books with some of the finest trash to ever grace your ears 🗑️🔥

24 hours later & my tl still looks like this

pre-order P&P for 25% off at B&N ;)
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“that five million dollar apartment that ended up being worth seven million dollars was a hellhole”

can’t stop thinking about this <3

brb writing fiction

still thinking about lana del rey singing 'hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have' as a hologram referencing her ruthlessly attacked 2012 snl performance <3 <3 <3 <3

she’s the queen of the universe

the casting director for drop dead gorgeous wanted to make history and that’s exactly what they did

I recommend forgiving your parents

i am familiar with the less-than-herculean intellectual labors needed to write something rude and ill-advised

😊😊😊
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rihanna is so wise

i was born to be mid

Much like the earthquake I’m also a 4.8 in New York

hollywood’s hottest night is upon us, dollbabes 🍒🔥 join us for a special edition of empty trash on thursday, 4/18 @ 7pm at three clubs in hollywood to see these megastars steal the show with their unpublished words 💫🗑️