The march of time, albeit slow, is unending and cruel eh pawpaw? My 82yr old grandfather, choking on a candy cane: The computer is trying to kill me

You’re crying over that man not texting you back he’s trying to figure out how to tell his mom he lost her house on a 14 leg parlay

Your 20s aren’t for “finding yourself” or becoming financially stable, they’re for feeling weird on computer and random body pain

Getting a passive aggressive work email is hilarious, these excel sheet attachments got you ready to fight me?

It’s important to do things on weekends that distract you from feeling bad during the week, for example I do things that make me feel worse

“Men in their 30s have no friends” is funny cuz it’s so easy for guys to become friends, one time I noticed this guy was eating chili and he replied “You know it, Chili Wednesdays” me and Chili Wednesdays went to happy hour together for 3 years after that

I just feel like there’s gotta be a way to have a highly educated society without forcing lifelong debt on 18year olds

Credit scores are so cool you need a good one to do anything…but paying off loans lowers it, not paying enough lowers it, fucking CHECKING UR SCORE lowers it and the best part? It’s not backed by the government, just some guys in a dusty building going off vibes

Immigrant parents are so funny: "I came to america to live my DREAM...of driving for lyft. And my son? He shall surpass even me...by becoming an entry-level engineer"

Hey so can kids really not read anymore...feel like that should be a bigger deal than whatever culture war bs ppl argue about for the next 3months

You’ve heard of “this meeting couldve been an email” now thanks to rabbit we have “this hardware that cost millions to develop could’ve been an app”

Founders will be like "I wake up at 4am everyday, cut off my friends, horrible diet and no hobbies because of how much I believe in THIS" and what they believe in is a chatgpt wrapper