You’re telling me a pumpkin creamed in this cold brew

when SZA drops her new album, don’t come looking for me i will be gone.

my mom: i don't think your friends force you to drink! my friends:

You expect me to be this sexy AND mentally stable? Be realistic bitch

Does anyone know what this originally said

the world without me:

love him in private.. men are embarrassing!!!!

Tip to lose stomach fat: Go through his phone, i wear a 2T now

“matcha tastes like grass” well i’m simply a cow flourishing on the land with no thoughts or worries of this cruel world

Crossfaded (holly and jolly)

If you’re a guy and your having a bad day just remember no one really cares

happy international women’s day! if you’re a man you owe me $5 and an apology

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

nothing bad ever happens when I’m under my blankie. I am assured of this