Dam who crawled up your board shorts from the Gap™

And they say americans dont have culture

He stole her babey

In seattle. drinking coffy made by a robot

(back and ass fully fused to my computer chair, legs atrophied and dangling) laughable country america. unwalkable stroads everywhere....

Im in montana

Welcome to Welcome

Got fired from my new traffic stripes job after one day

Going wherever my Heart takes me

Im too short to ever be meaningful

Weed makes me afraid

How are we celebrating cinco de threeyo (my birth day)

U just need 1 friend to text ur entire stream of consciousness to

One day i will be 5 foot 7 inches

Being a hypochondriac is exhausting like i cant even enjoy my day cause i have a ruptured spleen and type 2 diabetes

i think Swifties would really appreciate the depth and complexity of one of these