Congratulating people for being sober is like congratulating people for breathing

Guy who can’t sit for longer than 30 minutes

business idea 💡

damn whore i like your are style

Tortured wiggers department

If you ever show your face around here again I swear to god we will grab some lunch and go shopping

I am trying to live my life so God eventually says this to me

Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/…

Daily affirmation people are out to get you and want you to suffer

Why tf do you build me up buttercup baby 😭😭😭 just to let me down?

*forgetting the word for ambidextrous* my hands are bisexual

Grown ass man with a bong

picasso 'face of a chud'

First date idea we go to heaven

Cats with jobs

deactivating this when i turn 18

Is the moon full where you are too