i do not care apple watches are not all-occasion appropriate, i will wear my apple watch to my own funeral

wish Stamps were Bigger so i could get a Better view of the flower on it , but then envelopes would have to be Huge , mailboxes would have to Follow suit and Before you know it we’ve Lost control of this whole thing

if u think about it, blinkers really should be called winkers

he is so excited henry kissenger is joining💕

love the weird days in between Christmas and new years. The waiting room of time

haha that is awesome. Hey do you mind if I speak next

throughout the darkest times in history people were still falling in love and hanging out with their friends. saying that now for no particular reason

severance tweet, severance tweet, the most vile misogyny i've ever seen in my life from a verified account i do not follow, severance tweet,

listen to me. i do not want the help of AI in anything i do. my mind is beautiful and clear. a glistening lake. if i receive another notification on my computer from a service or software asking if i want AI assistance im going to end up on the news. DO NOT POISON MY LAKE

can’t talk, listening to Hilary Duff Metamorphosis radio on Spotify ❣️

when he doesn't know the population of iran

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It’s not about the iPad it’s about imagining the alternate life I might live as someone who has an iPad. Love to wonder about it

i think some people who are criticizing showgirl need to know that while youve been getting down about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you couldve been getting down to this sick beat