#ReplaceSongTitleWithCake The Cakes of Castamere! :D

#WeAllGotThatOneFriend who drives around with a FREE CANDY sign on the back of his carriage. Ser Lyn Corbray

Mitt Romney's first act as President would be to execute Joe Biden for treason. #MormonJoffrey #LynnDebate #FinalDebate #GameOfThrones

I just found a lost cat in the dungeons! :D

HAPPY HALLOWEEN almost! :D

NO NO NO NO NO DAARIOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

#FUCKHBO #FUCKGAMEOFTHRONES #FUCKBRYANCOGMAN #FUCKDAVIDBENIOFF #FUCKDBWEISS #FUCKYOCOUCH

Voting for Mitt Romney is like voting for Roose Bolton. #USElection #Obama2012

Mitt Romney's favorite flavor is Legitimate Grape. #RomneyFacts #USElection #Obama2012

RIP #Hostess. You were my only real friend. :(

#QuoteYourTeacher "Potato isn't a number, Tommen."

#QuoteYourTeacher "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (That was what she sounded like after Ser Meryn BroGuard pushed her out the window.)

Mommy said I won't get any Sevenmas presents because Uncle Tyrion Lannister ran away from Santa's workshop. :(

@GregorPartyDude *climbs up a ladder and boops your nose* :D

#IGoToASchoolWhere I get gold stars for spelling my name right! :D ... I've never gotten a gold star. :(

'Game of Thrones' author lands HBO development deal, basically admits he'll never finish ASOIAF insidetv.ew.com/2013/02/05/geo…

If the High Septon resigns, who's gonna hold me up in front of crowds and whisper "SIIIIMBAAAAAA"? :(

Why does everyone keep calling me Jermajesty?

@GregorPartyDude SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!

@GregorPartyDude I missed you. <3333333333333333333